Friday, December 15, 2006

The Small Boy Conversation

Characters: Boy A = 3 year old, Boy B = 5 Year old, Girl A = Me
Setting: Girl A walking down the street to catch the bus home, Boy A and B playing on scooters outside their house

Boy A: Why do you have a bucket?
Girl A: Because I like it
Boy B: Are they cookies?
Girl A: Yes
Boy B: Can I have one?
Girl A: NO!

Boys scooter off in front of Girl A.
Boys scooter back toward Girl A.
Boy A screams “Cookies” really loudly and longly (is that a word??) as he flies past Girl A.

Moral of the Story: Don’t buy cookies and take them out in public! People are weird around cookies!